Mike Hunt

I might be

the only girl who wishes for her period to come.

I don’t mean in that “I might be pregnant way”. I just know that it’s been so long that when it does decide to grace me with it’s presence, it will be crotchpocalypse. 

And speaking of talking to your god damn doctor

I haven’t seen mine since she dumped my follow up on the surgeon who did my D&C. 

I have to find a new gynecologist and I’m going to have to put this whole fucking show on all over again. More blood tests and ultrasounds, because they all have to see for themselves. I’ll have to repeat rape, a history of drug abuse and my sexual history, all three categories I just am exhausted by. 

I’m so tired. 

I am astounded at how many women freak out and assume they have fibroids or snatch cancer when they bleed for more than ten minutes, and I want to take them by the hand and tell them to GO TO THEIR FUCKING DOCTOR BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU FIND SHIT LIKE THAT OUT. 

It’s not rocket science, guys. 

This bitch.

Who’s wearing a white sweater to her boyfriend’s family Christmas gathering on the worst day of her period?

Balls.

My bath water is red

This is fascinating.

I am not a doctor

And likely, none of you are either, and yet here I am, about to ask.

How much blood is too much?

I know if I call my doctor, her nurse will answer and she will say “How many pads are you bleeding through?” and I will have to say, again, that I do not use pads, but one ultra size tampon every 2 hours, which is 18 grams. She will then ask “Well, ok, so how many pads is that?”. This is when I get frustrated because I went to fucking art school, I don’t know, why don’t you? YOU’RE A GYNECOLOGISTS NURSE, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS SHIT. My anxiety flares up, there is a fifty fifty chance of uncontrollable crying. After 10 minutes of this bullshit, she tells me there is no way for her to know over the phone and that I might just be having a really heavy period (YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING ME, IS THAT WHAT IS WRONG?) and should get a heating pad, some motrin and make sure to keep taking my iron supplements. 

I’m not sure if I’m being a dipshit or my doctor thinks I am overreacting. I feel like she rolls her eyes every time she hears I’m in her exam room. I want to be taken seriously and I’m not getting the medical care that I need if I think about walking into oncoming traffic every time I have my period. (I wish I was exaggerating.)

There is just a lot of fucking blood. It’s been 12 hours since it started and I feel god damn drunk. 

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MY CUNT HURTS

MY UTERUS HURTS

IT HURTS

IT FUCKING HURTS

I WANT IT GONE
OUT OF MY BODY

A world of hurt started yesterday and I’m already bleeding through ultras every 2 hours.  You know how when you’re really sick and you cough and pee yourself? I have bronchitis and instead of pee there is a bloodbath everywhere I sit. 

Seriously, I coughed so hard my tampon shot out of my vagina.