February 2013
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I might be
the only girl who wishes for her period to come.
I don’t mean in that “I might be pregnant way”. I just know that it’s been so long that when it does decide to grace me with it’s presence, it will be crotchpocalypse.
January 2013
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And speaking of talking to your god damn doctor
I haven’t seen mine since she dumped my follow up on the surgeon who did my D&C.
I have to find a new gynecologist and I’m going to have to put this whole fucking show on all over again. More blood tests and ultrasounds, because they all have to see for themselves. I’ll have to repeat rape, a history of drug abuse and my sexual history, all three categories I just am...
I am astounded at how many women freak out and assume they have fibroids or snatch cancer when they bleed for more than ten minutes, and I want to take them by the hand and tell them to GO TO THEIR FUCKING DOCTOR BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU FIND SHIT LIKE THAT OUT.
It’s not rocket science, guys.
December 2012
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This bitch.
Who’s wearing a white sweater to her boyfriend’s family Christmas gathering on the worst day of her period?
Balls.
My bath water is red
This is fascinating.
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I am not a doctor
And likely, none of you are either, and yet here I am, about to ask.
How much blood is too much?
I know if I call my doctor, her nurse will answer and she will say “How many pads are you bleeding through?” and I will have to say, again, that I do not use pads, but one ultra size tampon every 2 hours, which is 18 grams. She will then ask “Well, ok, so how many pads is...
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aaaaaaaaaaasssdfghjkllllll
MY CUNT HURTS
MY UTERUS HURTS
IT HURTS
IT FUCKING HURTS
I WANT IT GONE OUT OF MY BODY
A world of hurt started yesterday and I’m already bleeding through ultras every 2 hours. You know how when you’re really sick and you cough and pee yourself? I have bronchitis and instead of pee there is a bloodbath everywhere I sit.
Seriously, I coughed so hard my tampon shot out of my...
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I don’t know what is brewing in downtown snatch city, but my uterus feels full and achy, my tits hurt and there is an awkward perma-discharge of normal, clear fluid. Not sticky. Not chunky. Not colored. It’s like it’s bleeding plasma. I cry at the dumbest shit. Cat rolled off the couch in his sleep. Woke up and hissed at the cushion. I bawled.
What the fuck am I bawling at, he...
I can’t even post here without being reminded that my vagina is fucking broken and I can’t bear any children and there is no medical explanation why. Hormones are raging. I just cried at a fucking Glee episode.
November 2012
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You know your cramps are bad when
You want to break your three years of SOBRIETY from fucking NARCOTICS, score some shit from the sketch hobo who sells it pretty loudly downtown, crawl into the tub and lie there until you cant feel your god damn uterus any longer.
This is my first real period after the D&C.
I worked really hard to stay clean for 3 years but I cant even bring myself to go to a meeting because I hurt, I want...
September 2012
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I have to pee
But I don’t need to change my tampon.
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On another note
I always end up on Reddit in the early hours and it always leaves me irritated. I saw a thread earlier by a girl in her early 20’s who had slept with 22 people. Big deal, right?
She was asking if that was a disqualifying number. (What the actual fuck?)
What got me was that A LOT of men said yes, that is a disqualifying number, you are now ineligible for dating. Reasons listed: Obviously...
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When I say no, I mean it. I also mean it when I...
Things I am not ever trying to say:
If you dress like a slut, you will be raped
If you get drunk, you will be raped
If you go anywhere alone, you will be raped
Everyone should expect to encounter some kind of sexual assault because of statistics
I reblog a lot of the things I do because of this. Because I was asked what I was wearing after I was raped. Because a friend of mine has no...
Boundaries and The Penis Incident
explodedsoda:
So before I write up my official PAX Prime blogpost I wanted to touch on this, because it happened and I want to talk about it and people need to know that shit like this happens, but I don’t want the bad feels tainting the rest of the awesomeness that was PAX.
Around the end of the (amazing) Minecraft party, my feet were tired, I was tired and I had been drinking and dancing for...
{UnWinona}: I debated whether or not to share this... →
unwinona:
And then I debated whether or not to put it on Tumblr…but I decided it was important. Because in my own way, I can (unfortunately) point out exactly what is wrong with men when they don’t realize how hard it is to be a woman. How we do not have equal opportunities and freedoms in everyday life….
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My vagina isn't the only broken piece of shit I...
Because having a fucked reproductive system wasn’t enough for the big wizard in the sky, I also have adult asthma. I spent the last week wheezing and getting accustomed to breathing in ways that wouldn’t make me cough til I turned purple because I couldn’t afford my inhalers until today. It feels so fucking good to breathe again.
My post op doctor told me to detox off of birth...
August 2012
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The Question
ispinworlds:
possibly triggery, so trigger warning for sexual assault?
good links about the difference between men and women when it comes to rape culture: the original essay is here (it’s about proto-rapists and the insidiousness of rape culture and it is fantastic), but this anecdote in the comments section stood out for me:
Not surprisingly, I have a story? It’s pretty long, and I’m...
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I had a D&C today.
I wasn’t pregnant. I had a mass in my uterus. A mass of “debris” that turned to be gelatinous old blood.
My body was trying to give birth to what looked like a pickled egg on my ultrasound, but since I didn’t have a dilated cervix, my contractions (not cramps, I was actually having contractions) were ineffectual. I thought I was having cramps that would make me dead from...
July 2012
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Spooky Action at a Distance: What We Talk About... →
ramblingsarah:
(Trigger Warning)
During my sophomore year of high school, I took a class called Modern World History. I was fifteen. One day near the end of the year, we had already gotten up to present day, so the topic was how to talk about personal history. My teacher, who had graduated from my high…
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Cookies for Breakfast: So a Girl Walks into a... →
breakfastcookie:
This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.
“So, on Friday night my friend and I were at her house and wanted to get out and do something for the evening. We brainstormed ideas and she brought up the idea of seeing a show at the Laugh Factory. I’d never been, I thought…
May 2012
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Fuck.
The painkiller wore off about 2 hours ago and I would chew off my foot and present it to the first person to make the pain stop. I’m sure that would hurt less.
My GYN’s office, of course, is closed. And every other time I call in they tell me to take a fucking ibuprofen and take a hot bath. I have 500mg ibuprofen, I can only take two a day AND I’M MAXED OUT, THANKS. I live in...
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I hope you're not eating when you read this.
I just passed a blood clot bigger than my middle finger. I’m giving birth to chunks tonight.
I love my mom
She called me this morning and I answered the phone AUGHGUHEDFGHG MY UTERUS. She said she had a vicodin in her sock drawer from when she had her gums cut up. She offered me said vicodin.
For the first time in 8 days, I can’t feel anything from my belly button down. My cramps, my Nuva Ring, my raw red axe wound.
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Menstruation gives me ripe farts.
It’s been like ten years, and some boring shit has gone down with my hooey.
First, HIV free, 2 tests down and still negatory.
I was put on Lo Loestrin FE and went bat shit crazy. My tits went all watermelon and gave me some cleavage for like ten minutes, I cried for three weeks and my warped brain thought everyone was out to get me. I had a lot of first world problems. It was intense.
...
February 2012
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January 2012
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Story of my life
chloroformkleenex:
“You have an unsaved post!”
more like you tried to be funny before realizing what a loser you are and exited out of the text post
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All is quiet on the cuntern front
I have been avoiding my GYN for a few months now, I just don’t have it in me to listen to her tell me my life would be so much better if I lost x amount of lbs. I’m stressed enough without having to worry about that monthly period nonsense. Making it a regular thing would not make me any happier, in fact, even though I desperately want normal reproductive health, I am quite enjoying...
You tell yourself this is the last time. You wash your face at the bathroom sink and you think, next time, you’ll stand up for yourself. Next time you will walk out. Just leave him standing there, looking the fool. He’ll be sorry, as soon as your foot is out the door and it’ll be too little to too late.
And then you tell yourself he will change, that one day he’ll...
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cunts
I really hate vagina shape discussions, like, who has beef curtains, who has a butt shaped vagcrack. I’ll hear, oh, the innie vagina is just the ideal because of plastic surgery and porn. What the fuck. Then that one person shows up and says “innies are mainstream, I love me some fanny flaps” and EVERYONE with an outtie vagina who has been lurking in the area jumps out like some kind of...
All the zits
All over my fucking face.
December 2011
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So much for my small scale victory.
So I’m kind of fat. Its just what it is.
I was just getting off of work, closing by myself and thirsty as fuck. The only thing I want is a diet coke.
Not because I’m fat, on a diet, ashamed. Its because I fucking like diet coke.
Wetzels Pretzels offer a pretty steep mall employee discount, which is why I went there. There are two girls in line in front of me, sweet, short wait...
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Just kidding guys
There has been no action and I’m still retardedly anemic. My doctor is baffled.
November 2011
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Mentally scarring all the people who explore the...
I’ve lost about 15lbs and the floodgates fucking burst.
And by burst I mean I had a light trickle for a few days, and some mild cramping and OH GOD IS THIS WHAT A NORMAL PERIOD FEELS LIKE?
I do have an awful feeling that once more weight is lost, that it will be like pulling a ripcord on the worst uterine slaughter this world has seen. None of us will be prepared. There will be much TMI.
...
IT HAS BEGUN!
Apparently the only thing that is important to the men in my life is
A. Do I still have a boyfriend (Yes.)
B. Am I on birth control (No.)
My boyfriend, poor him, has to suffer through condoms. Life is hard.
99% of my male friends just want booty calls.
I hate everyone.
Red wine kind of night.
Still no period.
October 2011
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Real talk, though.
I went off my birth control and haven’t had a period since…august, I think?
I’m thinking about going back on it. Prepare for the floodgates to fucking burst with blood and chunks of built up lining.
Also, apparently my anemia is freaking my doctor out. I had to cancel my appointment, but he wants to have a talk with me.
I am not looking forward to it. He will probably...
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Two things I MUST SHARE WITH THE INTERNET
I had 2 cups of steamed broccoli for dinner.
I just farted and my cat could not leave the vicinity faster.
Also, I had the best sex anyone has ever had ever this year, this afternoon.
Either I’m suddenly a wizard with bronzer, or the bare minerals makeup is retardedly blendable. I thought my perfect makeup yesterday was a fluke, but I was able to recreate it this morning.
It’s just been a good month, and I actually want to get up and do my face in the mornings. I bought the bare escentuals bare minerals makeup because I got the most bitchin job, I’m...
I just pooped a footlong bloody turd. My anus hurts.
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Not cooch related
I think I have an inhaler ghost, both of my inhalers are much emptier than they should be. Like someone has been sneaking into my purse and pushing the canister down for laughs.
It’s distressing.
September 2011
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You know what would be hilarious?
rozeharten:
angrycooch:
This nausea better not be morning sickness, the last thing I need is to have to abort my rapists baby.
1. Seriously.
2. I wish you luck.
3. Doesn’t it suck that once you’re sexually active, if you ever get nausea, EVERYONE makes jokes about how you might be pregnant? YEAH HUR HUR SO FUNNY STFU.
4. ilu :)
Ilu2 girl, I am so ready to cut my reproductive organs out...
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You know what would be hilarious?
This nausea better not be morning sickness, the last thing I need is to have to abort my rapists baby.
Such a negative nancy
Someday, I would like to update with something positive.
Guess who has adult asthma?
This bitch does.
It feels like this month will never fucking end.
In a week I go in for HIV testing, finally. My inhalers, yes, plural, dos, two, are mad expensive. My sister is in the hospital for a kidney infection and infected cysts. I have too many classes for my brain space right now, which is mad pathetic because I’m only taking three. Granted,...
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I just heard the word penis referenced as “gentleman vegetables”.
I’m going to use this one the next time I’m on my knees, if you smell what I’m steppin’ in.
