The painkiller wore off about 2 hours ago and I would chew off my foot and present it to the first person to make the pain stop. I’m sure that would hurt less.
My GYN’s office, of course, is closed. And every other time I call in they tell me to take a fucking ibuprofen and take a hot bath. I have 500mg ibuprofen, I can only take two a day AND I’M MAXED OUT, THANKS. I live in my bathtub, stewing in my own juices. I don’t know what the hell I’m supposed to do at this point. I wish I was just being obnoxious and dramatic. I have experienced some horrible pain in my life, this ranks in the top three. And I’ve had an abscess cut open with a scalpel, sans anesthetic.